Excuses and random things players say.

[admin]

The sun was in my eyes, I was drunk, etc…

[Jane]

I’m a 4 but I play like a 7 😜

[Jane]

I let him win

[Jane]

Most commonly heard during timeouts

But I want to do it this way!

[Jane]

He’s not a 3.

[mike]

Im too nervous, feeling moist LMAO

[Jane]

You were talkin while I was shooting
My phone rang
The rails are dead
It’s too humid in here
Balls are different sizes
Table roll

[Jane]

Tables too slow
Tables too fast
Rails are too high
Rails are too low
Tables are too low
Pockets are too big
Pockets are too small
I got sharked
Underranked
The damn rails are dead
Dude that wouldn’t put his ass crack away
Girls in black leggings…. Bent to shoot showing off their thong

[Jane]

I have pool dyslexia, my English is always wrong
Sports bars with cheering at the perfect time
I played better the other night

[Jane]

You’re not bad for a girl
I only play good against good players
Really?!
Teeth sucking and chalk tapping
Whistlers
Chalk squeakers
Rocking the cue in the players eyeline
Not sitting in the chair
Not shaking hands
Jumping up to rack before the last shot
Stand in my eyeline
It’s a new cue!

You say you can kick my ass and still ask for weight?!

[Jane]

Tables crooked!

[Patrick]

All bust no balls!
Best offense is a lucky defense.
Can’t hit it with your purse.
Where’s your soft game at?
When did this guy show up?

[Adrian]

lol… i should have waited for the wind to die down

[Jane]

I miscued

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