Excuses and random things players say.

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    • #686 Reply
      admin
      Keymaster

      The sun was in my eyes, I was drunk, etc…

    • #687 Reply
      Jane
      Guest

      I’m a 4 but I play like a 7 😜

    • #688 Reply
      Jane
      Guest

      I let him win

    • #689 Reply
      Jane
      Guest

      Most commonly heard during timeouts

      But I want to do it this way!

    • #690 Reply
      Jane
      Guest

      He’s not a 3.

    • #691 Reply
      mike
      Guest

      Im too nervous, feeling moist LMAO

    • #692 Reply
      Jane
      Guest

      You were talkin while I was shooting
      My phone rang
      The rails are dead
      It’s too humid in here
      Balls are different sizes
      Table roll

    • #693 Reply
      Jane
      Guest

      Tables too slow
      Tables too fast
      Rails are too high
      Rails are too low
      Tables are too low
      Pockets are too big
      Pockets are too small
      I got sharked
      Underranked
      The damn rails are dead
      Dude that wouldn’t put his ass crack away
      Girls in black leggings…. Bent to shoot showing off their thong

    • #694 Reply
      Jane
      Guest

      I have pool dyslexia, my English is always wrong
      Sports bars with cheering at the perfect time
      I played better the other night

    • #695 Reply
      Jane
      Guest

      You’re not bad for a girl
      I only play good against good players
      Really?!
      Teeth sucking and chalk tapping
      Whistlers
      Chalk squeakers
      Rocking the cue in the players eyeline
      Not sitting in the chair
      Not shaking hands
      Jumping up to rack before the last shot
      Stand in my eyeline
      It’s a new cue!

      You say you can kick my ass and still ask for weight?!

    • #697 Reply
      Jane
      Guest

      Tables crooked!

    • #701 Reply
      Patrick
      Guest

      All bust no balls!
      Best offense is a lucky defense.
      Can’t hit it with your purse.
      Where’s your soft game at?
      When did this guy show up?

    • #706 Reply
      Adrian
      Guest

      lol… i should have waited for the wind to die down

    • #707 Reply
      Jane
      Guest

      I miscued

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